trippinon90smusic:

Jaime Lannister: *extraordinary character development for 7 seasons*

D&D: Alexa play ‘In the End’ by Linkin Park

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

this is what real comedy looks like

turing-tested:

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

forensicsfiles:

there’s a certain type of sexism u only see if u have brothers…even if it’s not stated, it’s always expected for daughters to be a caregiver and do more housework than the boys in the home. and when sons DO step up and do half as much they’re automatically given praise for things we don’t even get a simple thank you for. they’re also given a thousand times more freedom…it’s truly incredible to witness lmao

eenzijdig:

when kristin chang said godhood is just like girlhood: a begging to be believed or when laurie penny said it’s no surprise that so many women and girls have control issues around their bodies or when fiona apple said there’s no hope for women or when elana dykewomon said almost every woman i have ever met has a secret belief that she is just on the edge of madness or when carolyn gage said you can terrorize her with her own body and then she will torture herself or when angela carter said i often felt like a female impersonator or when leslie feinberg said i don’t feel like a man trapped in a woman’s body i just feel trapped

bat-drogynous:

lost-in-pink:

jingles:

x

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

Im fucking crying

swdyww:

Someone: *asks for advice*
Me: just casually destroy your perception of reality and reconstruct it

insomniac-arrest:

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like

writhe:

mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat

pornusual:

onnanoko-sekai:

My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

damn how brave was he feeling when he asked you that

eclogues:

ok literally